Andalucia day is 28th February.

2019


A man goes to the local Local Council to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the armed services?"
"Yes," he says, "I was in Bosnia for three years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment."
He then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says "Yes 100%... a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy, "OK. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 AM. to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 AM."
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00am to 4:00pm then why do you want me to come in at 10:00am?"
"This is a council job," the interviewer replies, "for the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls.......no point in you coming in for that."



Thursday 28 February 2019

ANDALUCIA'S DAY

FREE ADMISSION

On Thursday February 28, 2019 the Museo Picasso Málaga joins the celebration of the Day of Andalusia with an open day.

So, anyone who wishes may access the Palacio de Buenavista at no cost from 10.00 to 18.00 (ticket offices close half an hour earlier).

It is a unique opportunity to revisit the works of the MPM Collection and see the newly opened exhibition Olga Picasso, which presents the figure and the story of Olga Khokhlova, first wife of Pablo Picasso, and deals with the years they shared as a couple, putting in perspective the realization of some of the great works of Picasso.

More information here

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