My old friend comes up with some old stories. 29/11/2018 If you want something you’ve never had then you you’ve got to do something you’ve never done. 26/11/2018 Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, Here's a few. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail. Police we re summoned to a daycare centre where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered. He had a photographic memory which was never developed. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye. And finally: A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. 20/10/2018 A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency looking to adopt a child, but the social workers there raise doubts about their suitability. So the couple produce photos ...